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16 THINGS TO DO AT A BORING MOVIE (besides making out)

anonymous

curmudgeon.freeservers.com

1. Wear a top hat.

2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.

5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."

6. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some Juijy Fruits for your asthma.

Was there a Big Bang?

7. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

8. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devoius say,"Watch out!"

9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding.

11. Yell out what is going to happen.

12. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling.

13. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit.

15. Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.

16. Yell out loud, "Stop molesting me!"

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· For Bitter or Worse · Reading Room		This archive may contain copyrighted materials which are freely available on the world wide web. Often they contain no copyright notices or even notice of authorship. It is presented not for any financial gains but instead for the benefit of the Internet community.