Got Crust?

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Got Crust?

Save gas. You have forty reasons to never leave the house.

Though crusty men do not generally laugh, cynical humor is permissable. What fools wrote these stupid product labels. And translated these slogans.

Why does God allow innocent people to suffer?

For the mentally unstable: ineffective daily affirmations.

Why sit quietly, allowing others to enjoy the movie when there are sixteen annoying things to do during a movie.

You know you're getting old when...

Emo Philips jokes.

Do you have the blues? You better sing 'em right.

You've been tinkering with the idea of going into the evil overlord business, or maybe you've had a few failed attempts. Today is the day to start doing it right.


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